Anonymous asked:
Pls, I beg of u, show me a good sweet girl, the softest girl u can find
peeballs69 asked:
are you okay elmer you seem like you've been through a lot tonight
fruitsoftheape100 answered:
*Elmer Is On His Back And Kicking His Little Legs Into The Air Frantically* Help Me I Flipped
*tips you back over* there you go elmer and i hope you have a good day
*Elmer Is Eating Grass On The Side Of The Highway* If You Dont Adopt Me Ill Die
is this what hell is like
why does the kid in the hoodie look exactly like this
I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw that
Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”
Bystander: “Wait, you-”
FB: “aAAAAHH”
FDR trying to use the New Deal to jumpstart the economy after the Great Depression
Schrödinger’s boys
FUCK
What about cracking open a cold milkshake
As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town
